AI is the largest wealth transfer event of our lifetime.¹
The Cerise is the private intelligence membership for the women who plan to be in front of it.
You are being told two stories about AI right now.
The first is told by men in vests at conferences who claim it's going to save humanity.
The second is told by influencers on your feed who claim it's going to ruin everything.
Both are selling something. Neither is being honest.
— and you've already noticed.
I spent years inside the rooms where these systems are actually built. Long-term product strategy at one of the largest open-source infrastructure companies in the world. Enterprise platform work, cross-functional engineering leadership, the unglamorous architecture beneath the AI everyone is suddenly talking about. Before that, design and frontend. Before that, music. The pattern, in retrospect, is that I've always been a translator — between engineers and executives, between what something is and what it means, between the future and the people about to live in it.
Now I build my own things. EmotionalOS — a proprietary AI layer for human emotional state, currently in academic and family-office conversation. Whimzy — the brand house under which The Cerise lives. Quietly, a few other projects.
I'm telling you all of this because you should know who is writing the briefs you'd be paying to receive.
Here is what I actually believe.
I will tell you something that no one in this market will say out loud. The women you have always quietly admired got there by paying attention to leverage, not by following advice. They moved when the moment was right. They understood that the rules women are given are the rules that keep them out of the rooms where the real decisions are made.
That same kind of moment is happening right now, with AI. Not because of the tools — because the entire economy is reorganizing around it, slowly and then all at once. Capital is repositioning. Risk frameworks are changing. The conversations happening privately don't sound like the ones happening in headlines.
The Cerise is for the women who plan to read the new map — and use it well.
She has either built a real business already, or she operates capital seriously. She takes the meetings. She vets the deals. She raises the rounds. She is not new to ambition. She is new to the question of what to do with it now that the rules are changing.
She has been using AI on her own — probably better than she thinks, occasionally worse than she'd admit. If she can hold a real conversation with ChatGPT, she is qualified. The Cerise is the next room. She is allergic to "thought leadership" content. She does not need to be told she is powerful. She needs a room of women who already are — and a translator who can tell her what's actually happening inside the machine.
The Cerise is that room. I am that translator.
Inside it: private quarterly intelligence on where the market is actually moving — the kind of briefing that gets forwarded inside family offices. A monthly memo from me on what's worth your attention. Curated introductions across the membership, made by hand. Quarterly thirty-minute private calls with me, used however you choose. And a self-paced curriculum on AI and automation built specifically for the way women like you actually run businesses.
No retreats. No coaching circle. No "vulnerability work."
Just intelligence. Access. And a curated room.
if this is for you, you'll know before you finish reading.
— Cella
What's inside.
Seven things you can actually use. Built around what I do, not what every other "AI mastermind" repeats. All of it lives inside a private, members-only space — discreet by design.
The Quarterly Field Report
Four issues per year. Curated, not researched. Read in twelve minutes.
A premium curator's read on what's actually moving — in AI, in capital, in culture, in the rooms most people don't have a seat in. What I'm watching. What's quietly changing. What to ignore. What to act on.
Less Bloomberg. More private memo from a friend who's already in the room.
Q2 · 2026
The Quiet Pivot: What's Moving That No One Is Reporting Yet
Three signals crossed my desk this quarter that warrant your attention. None of them are in the headlines. All three are visible if you know where to look.
The first is a tooling shift among the operators I trust. The second is a procurement pattern at two of the funds I keep an eye on.
The Pitch Files
Four pitch deconstructions per year. The thing nobody else will show you.
Real pitches — mine, members', the ones I'm watching land or fail in real time. The decks. The cold emails. The strategy. The result. How women actually walk into rooms full of money — and what makes them memorable when they leave.
No shame. No redactions where it matters.
Pitch File · 03
How I Earned a Distribution Offer for EmotionalOS Before I Sent the Deck
Three signals crossed my desk this quarter that warrant your attention. None of them are in the headlines. All three are visible if you know where to look.
The first is a tooling shift among the operators I trust. The second is a procurement pattern at two of the funds I keep an eye on.
The Build Drops
Four agent walkthroughs per year. Watch me build. Clone the result.
On-screen video walkthroughs of me building a real AI agent — prompts, logic, decisions, the whole stack. The ones I use in my own businesses. PR pitch agents. Avatar content engines. SEO traffic bots. Yours to copy and modify.
How to do the work of a six-person team from your couch.
Available now · Whimzy member library
The Private Audio Thread
A members-only voice channel. No promised cadence — just whatever I'm seeing.
An ongoing private audio feed. When I see something worth telling you about, I record it. Not produced. Not edited. Real-time observations from a working operator. A few voice notes one week, silence the next two. Real time, not on schedule.
Members listen on a private podcast feed. The world doesn't.
Quarterly 1:1 calls
Two hours of private access per year. Bring me your stuck thing.
Direct calls with me. Used however you choose — a pitch you can't crack, an agent you can't ship, a brand move you can't decide on, the question you can't ask anyone else. We'll work it out together.
No group calls. No "office hours." Just you and me.
The Whimzy Course, included
Eight modules. Self-paced. How to run your business at the velocity I run mine.
The full curriculum on building your own AI and automation stack — for PR, marketing, and operations. Voice training so the output sounds like you, not like GPT. Yours to keep.
A six-person team's worth of work. From your couch.
The introductions, when they happen
I have access. That's not the same as being a directory.
When a member's situation overlaps with someone in my network — and the timing is right — I make the call. Not on demand. Not at volume. Real rooms operate on relationships, not on requests.
What you're actually getting.
- Four Field Reports + Four Pitch Files (eight private memos per year)
- Four Build Drops (agent walkthroughs, yours to clone)
- Two hours of direct access (quarterly 1:1 calls)
- Eight modules of curriculum (yours to keep)
- Ongoing audio thread (real-time observations)
- Twelve months of curated room
Apply.
Tell me a little about yourself. If your application moves to the next round, I'll send the longer questions by email within seven days.
Important Disclosures
The Cerise is an educational, strategic, and operational membership for women in business. Nothing in this membership, on this website, or in any associated communication constitutes investment, legal, tax, financial, or medical advice. Cella and Whimzy are not registered investment advisers, broker-dealers, attorneys, accountants, or fiduciaries. Members are solely responsible for their own decisions and outcomes.
Quarterly Field Reports, the Monthly Memo, the Pitch Files, the Audio Thread, and all other Member content represent the personal opinions, observations, and curatorial judgment of the founder. They are not financial research, securities analysis, or professional advice. They should not be relied upon as the basis for any business, investment, hiring, contractual, or legal decision. Members are encouraged to consult licensed professionals before acting on anything discussed within The Cerise.
No specific outcomes — financial, professional, or otherwise — are promised, implied, or guaranteed.Examples shared in Pitch Files, Build Drops, and other content reflect the founder's own experiences and the experiences of selected members; they are not typical results and individual results will vary based on factors outside the control of The Cerise or its founder.
Membership is annual and billed in advance.Refunds are available within fourteen (14) days of the start of each annual membership term, less any access already received. After the fourteen-day window, membership fees are non-refundable. Membership may be terminated by either party with thirty (30) days' written notice. Full membership terms are provided at the time of acceptance.
All membership materials, including Field Reports, Pitch Files, Build Drops, the Whimzy Course, and Audio Thread recordings, are the intellectual property of Whimzy. Members are granted a personal, non-transferable license to use these materials for their own businesses. Reselling, redistributing, republishing, or claiming authorship of any membership material is strictly prohibited.
Curated introductions are made at the founder's sole discretion when she identifies genuine fit and appropriate timing. No specific number, frequency, or quality of introductions is guaranteed. The Cerise is not a directory, an introduction service, or a placement firm.
By submitting an application, you acknowledge that acceptance into The Cerise is at the sole discretion of the founder. Submission of an application does not guarantee acceptance. The Cerise reserves the right to decline any application without explanation.
¹ McKinsey & Company estimates that AI's total economic potential is $17.1–$25.6 trillion annually, with generative AI alone contributing $2.6–$4.4 trillion across 63 analyzed use cases. Source: The economic potential of generative AI: The next productivity frontier, McKinsey & Company, 2023 (with 2024 update). The phrase "wealth transfer event" reflects the founder's framing of these projections, not a McKinsey designation.